iwantahappyending-staywithme:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

spent half an hour explaining this to my sister and she’s still angry and doesn’t get it

thecutestprince:

i drew a bunch of ghosties are u ready

and my favorite

dogs99999:

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done


Lov it! Love all of it
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pax-etlux:

pax-etlux:

fbi’s most unwanted

revives this for ufo day~

burngorgeous:

all these kids on my dash bloggin about the PSATs

image

demcats:

secretlyterezi:

tfw no gf (good field) to sow your seeds upon

i refuse to believe

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
bunnyfood:

(via thedailydingo411)
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